Paid. You’ve heard a lot about it. You know you need to be. But how? How are you going to convince the world you’re a big-time baller/pimp/drug dealer while working part time at Papa John’s and living in your mom’s house? Fortunately, the internet doesn’t check your W-2’s to see just how paid you really are. Everyone knows that rich people usually keep large sums of cash on them, and may even bathe in it Scrooge McDuck style (cartoons never lie). To show that you, too, are obviously wealthy, simply head down to Al Harrington’s Check Cashing and Liqour Store Emporium and convert that pay stub to cold hard cash. Make sure to get small bills, then wrap a single $100, $50, or even $20 bill around the edge of your roll. Finally, pull out your trusty camera phone and share with the world (please disregard Biggie’s first Crack Commandment).
Incorrect: (Not Paid)
Correct: (PAID!!!)
As you can tell, I’m so paid in this last picture, I just can’t help but sneer at you unpaid masses. In fact, you disgust me. Go clean yourself up.
