Ignant Ass Mixtape Vol. 1

Everyone wants to get a little ignant now and then.  Maybe you’re on the way to the club, maybe you’re not feelin your job today, maybe you just broke up with your girl and you feel like smacking someone.  Maybe you’re just ignant.  This mix is for those times.  This is an actual MIX of some of the best in the worst ignorant rap songs out there right now.  This is also only Volume 1, so if you have suggestions for ignorant songs that make you want to punch a kitten, throw garbage on the side of the road, or sag your pants, let me know. If you are of a timid disposition, this is probably not for you.  It’s loud, angry, and generally menacing to anyone associating with proper society.  Fuck off.  It’s time to get IGNANT!!!

Ignant Ass Mix by djdocrok 

 

 

1.     Dj Doc Rok Intro

2.     Freeze Me – Yung Dro ft. Gucci Mane & T.I.

3.     Birds – Shawty Lo ft. Gucci Mane

4.     Gretsky – Jim Jones

5.     Home Run – Juelz Santana ft. Lil Wayne

6.     Pourin Up – Pimp C ft. Mike Jones & Bun B

7.     Yeah Ya Know – T.I.

8.     I Salute You – Project Pat ft. Lil Reno & BP’z

9.     Bang – Wacka Flocka

10. Trap Talk – Gucci Mane

11. Death B4 Dishonor – Young Jeezy

12. Loud – OJ Da Juiceman

13. Dollar Signs – 3-6 Mafia ft. Rick Ross

14. Gonorrhea – Lil Wayne

15. Body Marked Up – Willy Northpole

16.  Ain’t No – 8Ball & MJG

17.  Jizzle – Young Jeezy ft. Lil Jon

18.  I’m Heavy – City Paper

19.  What’s Real – Shawty Redd

20.  Pledge Allegiance to the Swag – T.I. ft. Rick Ross

21.  For My Town – Birdman ft. Drake & Lil Wayne

22.  Start It Up – Lloyd Banks ft. Kanye West, Swizz Beats & Fabolous

23.  Black & Yellow – Whiz Khalifa

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How To Be An Internet Rapper Part II

Paid.  You’ve heard a lot about it.  You know you need to be.  But how? How are you going to convince the world you’re a big-time baller/pimp/drug dealer while working part time at Papa John’s and living in your mom’s house?  Fortunately, the internet doesn’t check your W-2’s to see just how paid you really are.  Everyone knows that rich people usually keep large sums of cash on them, and may even bathe in it Scrooge McDuck style (cartoons never lie).  To show that you, too, are obviously wealthy, simply head down to Al Harrington’s Check Cashing and Liqour Store Emporium and convert that pay stub to cold hard cash.  Make sure to get small bills, then wrap a single $100, $50, or even $20 bill around the edge of your roll.  Finally, pull out your trusty camera phone and share with the world (please disregard Biggie’s first Crack Commandment).

Incorrect: (Not Paid)

Wrong

Correct: (PAID!!!)

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As you can tell, I’m so paid in this last picture, I just can’t help but sneer at you unpaid masses.  In fact, you disgust me.  Go clean yourself up.

How To Be An Internet Rapper Part I

As a DJ and producer with much history in the hip hop scene, I get a lot of requests on myspace, emails, and other various contacts on the internet from aspiring rappers.  While occasionally one might actually be half-way decent or interesting, the vast majority seem to follow the same basic patterns.  After one too many of these types of interactions, I’ve decided anyone can be an internet rapper, and furthermore, here are some basic rules to get you started on your career to internet, and eventually, real-world rap super stardom.

This series will be in installments, so stay tuned for more profession-enhancing posts!

I. Do Not Buy A Camera

So, you’ve just opened up your Myspace.com account and want start showing the world what a lavish, raptastic lifestyle you are living.  While you may think that getting a professional photoshoot would show that you are serious about your career, that would be incorrect.  Photoshoots can mean stylists or make-up, which could hurt your street cred, and require monetary investment, also unacceptable.  No, the best way to represent yourself is to find the crappiest camera phone available and take pictures of yourself in the mirror.  These pictures are best done with your shirt off, after all, you’re becoming an internet sex symbol, not just a rapper.

Incorrect:

Wrong

Correct:

Gangsta!

A bonus tip, not included in this example, is to flash gang signs you may have seen somewhere.

Also be sure to use your best “Mean Mug”, if you are unsure how to achieve optimum Mug status, there will be a later post on making silly faces.